Rambles

I left Christian in my bed when I went to work this am.

At some point Charles started scratching at the door and woke him up. Christian let him in the room thinking he was just scared of thunder. Charles then started to slap Christian on the face.

Christian assumed he had to go #2 so we went to go get his shoes and head outside. Then I guess the wind picked up, everything was shakey. My brother ran down the stairs booking it to the basement.

Christian snuggled my dog in the kitchen while the tornado went by.
I don’t even know how to thank him for keeping my lil’ pup safe

partifoul:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

the no homo sapiens

partifoul:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

the no homo sapiens

Good thing I suddenly feel like shit and have a fantastic cold??????

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professorsugoi:

shewbs:

blutunez:

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JESUS

I WAS NOT

Thank you, internet

sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers.

brandonplease:

You can’t not reblog this.

brandonplease:

You can’t not reblog this.

amy—lynnn:

atomic-lorena:

retrodolly:

My hair looks like cotton candy 🍬 #minthair

cuuuuuuuuuuuute


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amy—lynnn:

atomic-lorena:

retrodolly:

My hair looks like cotton candy 🍬 #minthair

cuuuuuuuuuuuute

Eeeeep